This blog is the most important thing to ever grace the internet. It's about everything and it's about nothing. It's one of the few resources for the oh-so-delightful thoughts and musings of an incredibly interesting person. It's a brick covered in moss that you find lying next to a deflated bounce house after a birthday party you weren't invited to. It's a reason to learn how to sew or read that book you've always meant to. There are few things this blog isn't, and yet the converse to that is similarly applicable. It's also just a fun way for me to practice writing.